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Local Police would like to remind the General Public that Spring's Store was robbed early in 2015. This strange woman was seen trying to blend in with the local Muslim Community by wearing a Headscarf and was photographed leaving the area in the direction of the Town Centre just as the theft was being noticed. Police would like to appeal for any information about this strange Lady. She is also being sought in connection with the sabotage of a Nuclear Power Station in the Northern Ukraine in the mid 1980s. Members of the General Public are advised not to approach this suspect as she knows how to make missiles out of mud and is considered dangerous ! Jk?

Oh yes she's quite a girl is our Angela! As a matter of fact quite a lot of different girls to judge from these Montages published by the Daily Express.

Suffice it to say the reason the imaged top left so much resembles Cheryl Baker of Bucks Fizz the Pop Band who won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1981, and whilst on tour and returning from a sell-out gig in Newcastle had a particularly nasty accident when the group's tour bus collided with some road works and crashed on 11 December 1984, couldn't possibly be anything to do with the fact my natural Mother and her Partner were on the point of threatening to bear false witness against me in Court and have me summarily sent to Prison if I didn't make false declarations to the DHSS in order to defraud the state of monies, so that her debts from Vice Girl days to a local businessman who happened to be a qualified HGV Driver with ambitions to make inroads into local Haulage Contracts could be tidied over: it's also obviously absurd to imagine this had anything to so with the fact she had already blackmailed my natural Father into an unwanted and inappropriate relationship with a Newcastle born girl in 1970 in order to settle the same kind of debts.

I'm still puzzling over certain other incongruities in the pictures. I'd say the fourth from the left or the top left in the second set tends to refer to those events of the early seventies.

then the fifth from the left or second in the second set to the mid eighties when my nose was scarred and broken with airways blocked for most of a decade.

The two on the top right of the second set look like Tessa Jowell ex MP especially the one on the right.

the bottom left in the second set arguably referes to the rash of Murders in the Town at around the time of my Father's death. Pip Wood who was the Chief Prosecution Witness in the Murders of Rosie Hunt and Desmond Thorpe has a habit of scratching his Beard that way. The next one along looks like an understanding smile for some poor Paranoid Schizophrenic.

I dunno about the rest of them they look vaguely like my Mother except for the one in the first set with hands crosed in Prayer mode which tends to remind me of attempts to persuade a local Church Congregation that the conduct of Lawyers was a matter of general not merely selfish concern.

Interesting Stuff eh